Bacon, marmalade and pumpernickel. Seriously.
September 26, 2007
Today’s post actually contains two recipes. Well, not so much recipes as ways to celebrate bacon. Bacon is the über meat in my book. I mean, I love a good steak, a juicy seared chop, a nice pot roast… [okay, so I guess I'm saying I love meat], but there’s just something about bacon. If the aroma of a chicken roasting in the oven is intoxicating [and it is], the smell of frying bacon is crack.
I’m not the only one who feels this way. I dated a vegetarian for a while who, when she fell off the wagon every few months or so, did not do it for a skinless chicken breast or a salmon fillet. It was almost always for bacon. Apparently, bacon is the transgression of choice among vegetarians. I’ve happened upon a number of posts on various blogs in which vegetarians admit as much.
There are entire blogs devoted to bacon, in fact. Most notably The Bacon Show, which posts a new bacon-using recipe every day “forever” [as its masthead promises].
And I totally understand. More birthdays than not, the birthday dinner I request from my wife Marion is her heavenly take on Pasta Carbonara. She dispenses with the heavy cream in her version, but in every other regard, it is a heart attack on a plate. You start by frying a pound of bacon. Then you cook zucchini in the bacon grease—you toss the pasta in it too. And you drizzle in raw egg. It is deadly but delicious. We used to eat it regularly, but have reluctantly come to our senses and now only eat it once or twice a year. When my birthday rolls around, I may have her do a post on it. With a surgeon general’s warning, of course.
Meanwhile back at bacon and marmalade on, uh, pumpernickel? I first heard about this about this concoction indirectly through Linda over at The Village Vegetable. She and a friend had eaten at Prune, chef Gabrielle Hamilton’s Manhattan bistro serving up what New York magazine describes as “the sort of unpretentious home cooking at which she excels, a grab bag of eccentric, multicultural influences that is, at heart, American.” Sounded like my kind of food, and it’s right around the corner from my favorite New York French bistro, Lucien. So I looked at Prune’s menu online, and this lunch item jumped out at me: Bacon and Marmalade Sandwich on Pumpernickel Toast—$9.
At first blush, it sounded like an Elvisworthy trainwreck of a meal, not unlike his beloved fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. But then the ultimate Britishness of it hit me. Not sure why, but probably it was the marmalade. I grew up in a grape jelly-eating household; when I first discovered marmalade as a college student, it was Dundee. Then it was sold in a stoneware crock. Now it comes in white, opaque glass jars, a cheaper way to suggest its crockery heritage, but it’s still made in the UK by James Keiller & Son, as it has been since 1797.
Googling “bacon and marmalade sandwich” bore out my suspicions. There was no recipe to be had, unfortunately, but there were wistful mentions of these sandwiches from Brit school days long past. And Melinda Schwakhofer, an American fiber artist now living in the UK, weaved it into one of her posts on her blog Inspiraculum thus: “I started off my creative day with elevenses, a snack that is similar to afternoon tea, but eaten in the morning. The name refers to the time of day that it is taken: around 11 am. I had a cup of English Breakfast tea with milk and one sugar, brewed in my favourite mug, and a bacon and marmalade sandwich on toast.” [Note the "ou" in favourite---she hasn't gone too native, has she?]
The closest I came to an actual recipe was another mention of Prune in New York magazine, more of a description, really, when it named the Prune version a sandwich of the week: “The key to making a good bacon-and-marmalade sandwich, it can now be revealed, is to spread the top piece of the grilled bread lavishly with butter and orange marmalade so that it trickles down, effectively coating and glazing the hot bacon as if it had been dragged through a car wash equipped with a marmalade spray gun.”
Close enough—and intriguing enough to try. Time to go shopping. (more…)



The original recipe called for either Swiss chard or kale. Both are cruciferous vegetables, meaning they contain cancer-fighting antioxidants. They also contain healthy doses of of vitamins A and C as well as iron. Chard is a member of the beet family. Its flavor has been described as spinachlike—mild and earthy.
Mondays were also the traditional day for doing laundry—this was back before automatic washing machines and two-income families. So as load after load of wash was done, either by hand or in old-fashioned wringer washers [my grandmother actually still used one of the later models when I was a kid and hung her wash out to dry in the backyard], it was easy to have a big pot of beans with that ham bone simmering on the stove for hours, with just an occasional stir as you passed through the kitchen. And that made red beans and rice the perfect traditional Monday night dinner all across southern Louisiana.


